The Littlest Art Historian

“Lucy, you had no problems with nudity in art, let alone skeleton armies of the dead and—between mouthfuls of meat ripped “like wolves eating Ba!” from the bone—made a precocious comparison between Maja’s perky young breasts and the tired aging breasts in Michelangelo’s Night that you liked to study. You made your first art history/breast analysis remarking: ‘Night’s breasts look much more older, Ba, because she had her babies already and they got full of milk. Maja’s breasts look lots newer.’ I was amazed. Before me was a six-year-old art historian!”

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To be published November 2 by HCI Books • Distributed by Simon & Schuster